If I like it, it’s mine.
If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.
If I saw it first, it’s mine.
If it is shiny its mine and you must give it to me!
If you are eating it, it’s also mine and you must share it!
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
If you think it may be yours, you are sadly mistaken because it is actually mine.
Everything that is not supposed to be mine, MINE!
If it’s broken, it’s yours.