10. E-Mail flames from some guy named “Beaky.
9. Traces of Nutri-berries® in your keyboard.
8. You`ve been subscribed to newgroups like alt.recreational.birdtoy.
7. Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.parrot.com/.
6. Your mouse has beak marks in it .
5. Hate-mail sent to Apple Computer Corp. re their release of “CyberCat.
4. Your new keyboard has a strange green and white spots on it.
3. You keep finding new software like BirdinTax and WarBird II.
2. On IRC you’re known as the Ironbeak.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Bird Has Learned Your Internet Password…
1. There are little birdy carpal-tunnel braces near the play gym.