10 Signs Your Bird Has Learned Your Internet Password

10. E-Mail flames from some guy named “Beaky.

9. Traces of Nutri-berries® in your keyboard.

8. You`ve been subscribed to newgroups like alt.recreational.birdtoy.

7. Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.parrot.com/.

6. Your mouse has beak marks in it .

5. Hate-mail sent to Apple Computer Corp. re their release of “CyberCat.
4. Your new keyboard has a strange green and white spots on it.

3. You keep finding new software like BirdinTax and WarBird II.

2. On IRC you’re known as the Ironbeak.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Bird Has Learned Your Internet Password…

1. There are little birdy carpal-tunnel braces near the play gym.